Lorne Armstrong: Dan's Dangler

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    Lorne doesn't like Dan supposedly.

Комментарии • 338

  • @Royrodgerz
    @Royrodgerz Год назад +26

    His desperation is off the charts to be willing to deal with this kind of disrespect lol

  • @sundjatamb3061
    @sundjatamb3061 4 года назад +150

    "boyfriend-slash-fiance" is among the top three stupidest formulations from Lorne

    • @troyhbk
      @troyhbk 3 года назад +20

      what about homophobic? "Being homophobic is being afraid to be around homophobes!" I swear to cawd he said this.

    • @sundjatamb3061
      @sundjatamb3061 3 года назад +3

      @@troyhbk yup he said that too smh

    • @chriscook3899
      @chriscook3899 2 года назад +7

      😆 Agreed..the “boyfriend-slash-husband”takes the tops spot.

    • @erey214
      @erey214 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah well

    • @JimMcHalpert
      @JimMcHalpert 5 месяцев назад

      I mean, he's the same guy that tried raping a kid because he didn't get meatballs.

  • @lulublue3176
    @lulublue3176 4 года назад +129

    90 year old lorne: “One of these days I’m really gonna do it winnay! I’ll leave you don’t think that I won’t! I’m not a-stoopid! I’ll go find another woman who appreciates ME and wants MY cawk!”

    • @Themosthigh__
      @Themosthigh__ 4 года назад +11

      I only care about people that care about ME.

    • @noblecyborg-savage
      @noblecyborg-savage 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 3 года назад +14

      the "cawk" at the end of your comment really made it. 🤣

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 3 года назад +3

      With all that heavy smoking and drinking, it’d be a miracle if he made it to 60.

    • @jeffstacy6636
      @jeffstacy6636 3 года назад +1

      Hello Gorgeous

  • @goldentooth1147
    @goldentooth1147 4 года назад +122

    Yeah im calling it, Lornes turning into a hambubger

    • @lulublue3176
      @lulublue3176 4 года назад +22

      Aint a woman in this world can give him a hard on. He is past that stage

    • @skellikitten8281
      @skellikitten8281 4 года назад +12

      I really wonder if he will live that long.
      There's a theory that says as soon as his mother passes he won't be long behind. And depending how much he depends on her I wouldn't be surprised

    • @nowasiwassaying...1699
      @nowasiwassaying...1699 3 года назад +2

      HIS FINAL FORM

    • @ChevyboyCaprice_
      @ChevyboyCaprice_ 3 года назад

      @@lulublue3176 aww I was gonna comment that!! 😧🤣

    • @dagmastr12
      @dagmastr12 3 года назад +1

      Isn't a woman in the world that could get him hard .... he's past that stage.

  • @soffun149
    @soffun149 4 года назад +57

    justin timberlake looking a little aged, huh

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy 4 года назад +3

      😅😅😅😁

    • @jayanxiety
      @jayanxiety 4 года назад +8

      Well Lorne has been told numerous times he "looks like Justin Timberlake"... Who told him this, Stevie Wonder???

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 года назад +2

      @@jayanxiety i believe it was Ray Charles, actually but Stevie probably told him too - it's too coincidental 🤣.

    • @robsop9512
      @robsop9512 3 года назад

      @@jayanxiety i also assume that nearly everyone who is around Lorne fawks with him all the time. it would be the only reason (aside from buying beer for an alcoholic) that anyone would hang out with him at all. Lorne always talks about tony telling him that all these ladies are oogling him, and he not only buys it - but runs with it. he is both super dumb/gullible and a vulnerable narcissist, so i imagine it's mad easy to sell him such wolf tickets.

    • @jayanxiety
      @jayanxiety 3 года назад +1

      @@robsop9512 He'd probably see a picture of George Clooney and say " What's he got that I don't got?".

  • @gigiesparza396
    @gigiesparza396 3 года назад +15

    Emma’s wit is insane

    • @Punkrockfan001
      @Punkrockfan001 2 года назад

      Winnay/Catfish IQ is on the same level as hornay lornay though lawl

  • @Thylaesianelf
    @Thylaesianelf Год назад +7

    Jesus, Lorne has aged 30 years in 3. Winnie fucked him up so hard hahahaa

  • @peanut-junder
    @peanut-junder 4 года назад +141

    Imagine Lorne all old, talking to people who are fake still and acting like he knows better 😂 I can hear it now. "Gawd Damn it I'm 85 years old. Stop fawking lying to me! Shut the fawk up about Dan. You're cheating awn me!"

    • @WitchettyMan
      @WitchettyMan 4 года назад +32

      "Winnie! You better stop fawking calling my 115 year old mom a bitch, because it really hurts ahs everytime you do it."

    • @TurtleChit
      @TurtleChit 4 года назад +16

      And still a virgin.

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 года назад +8

      Dont make a mooove on my wuhmun agen, EVERRRRRR 🤣

    • @scottieb706
      @scottieb706 3 года назад +3

      The more I see these two pics, the more I'm amazed at the absolute beat down life is giving Armstrong.

    • @europianbob
      @europianbob 3 года назад +3

      @@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping DONT TALK SEXUAL TO MY WOMAN OR MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN! EVER!!

  • @abyz1467
    @abyz1467 Год назад +15

    Ember is fuc*ing INSANE

  • @robsalazar138
    @robsalazar138 4 года назад +89

    Boyfriend slash fiance. Lmao!!!🤣😆🤣

    • @WitchettyMan
      @WitchettyMan 4 года назад +13

      Slash husband.

    • @lulublue3176
      @lulublue3176 4 года назад +15

      This is a grown man too.. he speaks like a 15 year old boy in his first relationship. I’ll bet he would buy Winnie a promise ring too if he had a spare $5

    • @chestcoldersen9203
      @chestcoldersen9203 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @RW2996
      @RW2996 4 года назад +12

      Lorne loves labels.
      Bestfriend. My woman. Girlfriend/fiance. Girlfriend/wife.
      My probation officer. My councilor. My Lawyer. My mum.
      My brother Roy.
      You will constantly hear him bring up these people and terms as if they are characters in his fantasy.
      I think he likes saying "My____" because it makes him feel important.

    • @chestcoldersen9203
      @chestcoldersen9203 4 года назад +5

      @@RW2996 That’s right on point! So true! Lorne loves labels

  • @GreyKlouds
    @GreyKlouds Год назад +5

    He looks like a 70 year old man in that picture on the right. Oh cawd 😂😂😂

  • @Miss_Mewiththat
    @Miss_Mewiththat 4 года назад +62

    Wait so
    He hears Emma pretending to be a guy and she sounds exactly like Victor
    But he never figures out it's the same voice when talking to Victor?

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  4 года назад +12

      Victor is another guy.

    • @Miss_Mewiththat
      @Miss_Mewiththat 4 года назад +8

      @@RaptorBacon are we talking about the same Victor here? I think I heard a call where he was voiced by a guy, but later on it's definitely Emma. Or am I missing something

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  4 года назад +10

      @@Miss_Mewiththat Maybe Emma voiced him lol, but yes there is a guy named Victor who Lorne hates. He also played Canopy Man who came over to repair or add the canopies.

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  4 года назад +1

      @@Miss_Mewiththat Here is Victor I believe: ruclips.net/video/vCwlEQUTcMs/видео.html

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  4 года назад +5

      @@Miss_Mewiththat Emma calls him Eric, IDK lol maybe I'm wrong, so many characters.

  • @RW2996
    @RW2996 3 года назад +53

    Its bizarre how Lorne knows that Dan and Emma have a history of pranking predators and recording them. And he knows that Emma was associated with the catfish Ramona and her "brother". And he knows that Emma has put thing online about Lorne.
    But he can listen to these Stan Catfish calls and convince himself that there is no way Dan and Emma could also be catfishing him.
    He is trying hard to distance himself from Stan buy calling him disgusting and being glad he is dead. As if Lorne himself would neeeevvverrrr be a predator, recorded having sexual conversations with strangers online🙄
    No matter how bizarre these online conversations get, he can never seem to put 2 and 2 together and figure this all out.

    • @deshawnwilliams1149
      @deshawnwilliams1149 3 года назад +1

      He's equally as bad as Stanley.. Alot of ppl hope he'd die aswell.. As for the pics he already looks close to them so not much of a difference.

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 2 года назад +2

      SOOOO VERY TRUE!!!! 😆

    • @marginalized945
      @marginalized945 Год назад +3

      Denial is strong in this one.

    • @roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631
      @roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631 Год назад +1

      With Lorney it's either stay on the phone with imaginary people who constantly insult & ridicule him & push his buttons or have zero human contact between visits to his parole officer & shrinks so he's opted to stay in the kill zone.

    • @porkchopexpress84
      @porkchopexpress84 28 дней назад

      In his heart of hearts deep down he must know. But he has no one else in his life so his desperation has deluded him. Pretty fucking sad when you think about it 😂

  • @dagmastr12
    @dagmastr12 3 года назад +8

    That is a great piece of advertising for preparation h. Love those pictures.. I would like to see more!

  • @DreadlockSoldier
    @DreadlockSoldier 4 года назад +39

    Holy shit!
    Is that Justin Timberlake in those photos?

  • @aldobelli8300
    @aldobelli8300 3 года назад +10

    "I'll go wherever I want, I've got a map". I love this girl!!!

  • @pat442389
    @pat442389 Год назад +9

    Lorne looks 75 in that picture. My mom died from stage 4 colon cancer when she was 68 years old and she looked better at the end of her life than he does in these pictures.

    • @eriklarson4082
      @eriklarson4082 Год назад +1

      The years of catfish stress and rage have aged him haha. The cigarettes don't help.

  • @dagmastr12
    @dagmastr12 4 года назад +23

    I spent 14 years on the internet getting made fun of.

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 года назад +4

      I cant wait til he's allowed to use the internet again, if ever, and tries to revive the Lorne Reality Show - goddamn, talk about some YT gold.

    • @dagmastr12
      @dagmastr12 4 года назад +3

      @@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping I am ready for a network like Spike TV to make a 4 day miniseries.. . The Lorne Armstrong story.

  • @jhjh5630
    @jhjh5630 Месяц назад +1

    What in the Lorne, is a “boyfriend slash fiance?”

  • @RADIUMGLASS
    @RADIUMGLASS 3 года назад +8

    Just imagine how perverted he's going to be at 85. He'll be back in prison.

  • @M.OD.21
    @M.OD.21 2 года назад +9

    8:09 -- ooooof. That was like a dart thru his heart 🤣

  • @davidbowie5996
    @davidbowie5996 4 года назад +38

    I was listening to some of the Rhoda calls when this was posted. Going straight from that to Lorne here talking about how gross and how much a freak someone else is... It's unfathomable.

  • @alexandermendez4653
    @alexandermendez4653 5 месяцев назад +1

    "That's not even close to what I wanted to hear!"

  • @johnathanrush4666
    @johnathanrush4666 4 года назад +11

    Those photos are the last thing you see before it all goes black and you only hear one terrifying
    "Hee HEE"

  • @mainecoinandgold469
    @mainecoinandgold469 4 года назад +3

    WOW really FANTASTIC AWESOME WUNDERBAR pics i cant wait to listen to the whole call tonight !!! THANK YOU !

  • @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT
    @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am beginning to wonder if I will EVER get tired of hearing Lorne being ridiculed, lampooned, and shown to be the lying, selfish, abusive cretin he is. Whenever I hear a call in which Lorne is slobbering drunk and repeatedly lying and screaming obscenities and threats at Ramona, Debbie, Winnie, "Casey," random men, and his brother, I remember that Lorne has richly earned and deserves every minute of abuse he has suffered on the phone with his imaginary "girlfriends." To use one of Lorne's favorite expressions, "the sad thing is" that he could have easily avoided all of this if, when he got out of prison, he just settled down, got a job, stayed off the Internet, refrained from binge drinking, and did not make a public spectacle of himself with RUclips videos claiming to be innocent, falling for repeated catfish "girlfriends" on the phone, and trying to profit from his crime. It was HIS ACTIONS after getting out of prison the first time which attracted all of the negative attention that came his way after he got out of prison. Considering that there was a mountain of evidence that he was planning to KIDNAP "Kayla," he should have been thanking his lucky stars that he got the mild sentence he got instead of bitching about the FREE LAWYER who saved his dumb ass from a much longer sentence and complaining about how "unfair" his sentence was. His stupid, futile attempt to sue NBC and his idiotic claims about Perverted Justice just added to the resentment and hostility which came his way and made his life miserable. If there was a way to piss people off and motivate them to harass him, Lorne found it and did it.
    The most creative writer in history could never have invented this absurd drama which has fascinated and entertained thousands over the past ten years or so, which is why so many of us who have discovered it became hooked and followed every ridiculous twist and turn of the saga. Now we are wondering whose life Lorne is making miserable now that he has supposedly found a woman crazy enough to have a baby with him and those of us who pray are praying for the safety and welfare of that foolish woman and unfortunate child.

  • @mrtylerdurdensir
    @mrtylerdurdensir 4 года назад +13

    You know whats funny is they show how they catfish stan because hes a child predator, but it never occurs to lorne that they are doing it to him for the same reason xD

  • @Ghandi69
    @Ghandi69 2 года назад +5

    They all eventually become hambubger

  • @mrtylerdurdensir
    @mrtylerdurdensir 4 года назад +17

    I just want someone to say hi to me the way winney says hi to dan 😂

  • @swampdonkey4919
    @swampdonkey4919 3 года назад +24

    I know this is supposed to be comedy, but I couldn't listen to Winnie talk for more than 2 minutes without wanting to take her head off. That voice and that laugh. Nails on a chalkboard.

    • @fkaiba94
      @fkaiba94 2 года назад +8

      Well yell at him whydontya

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 2 года назад +12

      I think her voice is
      ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
      She cracks me TF up!!!! 😂

    • @JoyDavidson
      @JoyDavidson 2 года назад +3

      ​@@SUPERSPAZD same!

    • @AnnieBrackett88
      @AnnieBrackett88 Год назад +4

      I love how she created the most unlikable and dysfunctional character possible to show Lorne’s desperation HAHAHAHA

  • @thedishonestjeffsokol2489
    @thedishonestjeffsokol2489 4 года назад +29

    Damn, she had him at 8 minutes when saying he's never been in a relationship and he just went quiet. I've heard this a few times where the catfish makes a point that is actually getting through....but she talks more and says something that he can latch onto instead

    • @RW2996
      @RW2996 4 года назад +7

      Yea. No matter what you say to Lorne that makes sense or he doesnt like.
      He will wait for you to say something, even one small thing, that he can hold on to. And will keep him believing what he wants to believe . And ignore everything else you said.

    • @PaloLaloHalo
      @PaloLaloHalo 3 года назад +3

      Is that 🍕 slice still available?

  • @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT
    @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT 2 года назад +4

    LIFE has cat-fished Lorne.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs Год назад

      He can't even groom and molest a child properly (thank God)!

  • @trollwithoutcontent2788
    @trollwithoutcontent2788 4 года назад +19

    This reminds me of a girl I used to “go around with” in middle school. The phone conversations were similar

  • @A1phaDrag0n
    @A1phaDrag0n Год назад +2

    "That's mhh-an old joke"
    Lorne, you're an old man, that joke is perfect for you. Dude even wants the jokes to be underage.

  • @scottieb706
    @scottieb706 4 года назад +9

    "I know I'm good lookin'"

    • @lulublue3176
      @lulublue3176 4 года назад +6

      If a shart was a person he would look like lorne.

  • @grahamduke7377
    @grahamduke7377 4 года назад +31

    "And that you would not call my mom 'Gorilla Face' anymore."
    Haha! Something I would imagine Michael Scott saying, not someone in real life.

  • @BobSmith-bs1bj
    @BobSmith-bs1bj 7 месяцев назад +1

    She seems worth it

  • @baybehgurl
    @baybehgurl 3 года назад +9

    Can anyone guide me to the video when Dan and Emma actually visited Lorne and filmed it? I thought it would be easy to find but apparently it’s not

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 2 месяца назад

      Very easy to find
      ruclips.net/video/N_IJuuNHeFg/видео.htmlsi=-KxyMy-IRaykySxk

  • @princesskitu
    @princesskitu 4 года назад +30

    Nice photoshop RB! I don't think its too far off in the future that Lorne truly will look this way. His last RSO photo had him looking very haggard for a man who "only looks like he's in his 30's". Lorne is not going to age gracefully, that's for sure!

    • @elenajohnson6336
      @elenajohnson6336 4 года назад +3

      Even in his 30s he had hardly any hair 😂 he’s fawking ugly 😬

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 года назад +6

      When hes 70 he'll look 145 tops.

    • @FirstLast-yq9wl
      @FirstLast-yq9wl 3 года назад

      @Branch 🤣🤣🤣 that was a crack up when I first heard from Cawd himself!

    • @deangelobayley
      @deangelobayley Год назад

      Not going to? Well, it's a little late for that , inn'it?

    • @fkaiba94
      @fkaiba94 Год назад

      ​@@deangelobayleyyeah it is innit

  • @xenoshin256
    @xenoshin256 2 года назад +3

    The 87 year old incel.

  • @davidpring9476
    @davidpring9476 3 года назад +4

    His heads upside down

  • @M.OD.21
    @M.OD.21 2 года назад +2

    "I know I'm good looking"
    -Lorne Armstrong, said during same timeframe these pictures were taken

  • @RJBurle
    @RJBurle 4 года назад +5

    Why is there a thumbnail of Uncle Fester in a Lorne Armstrong video?

  • @oswaldohangman7300
    @oswaldohangman7300 2 года назад +3

    I’m gonna be so disappointed when I get through all these

  • @SchmuckAmok
    @SchmuckAmok 2 года назад +5

    I love it when they make Lorne listen to Daddy Stanley

    • @fkaiba94
      @fkaiba94 Год назад +1

      Daddy's thirsty

  • @cdm810
    @cdm810 4 года назад +12

    Hearing Lorne react to Grampa Stan is the cleanest, best pleasure

  • @litgal783
    @litgal783 Год назад +3

    Is that how he really looks now? It’s creepy af!

  • @chestcoldersen9203
    @chestcoldersen9203 4 года назад +5

    Awesome raptor! Lav the old Lorne photoshawp

  • @kozy15x
    @kozy15x 3 года назад +4

    Lorne at 84 years old still wants to know how Ronduh saw tha doctah Naked!!!

  • @RW2996
    @RW2996 4 года назад +5

    Boyfriend slash fiance?
    Why does he keep saying that?
    Either say boyfriend or fiance.
    If you two are engaged then just say fiance. We will assume that means there is a relationship.

  • @tschwel6616
    @tschwel6616 4 года назад +11

    Lorne is so gross & creepy - he even scared all his hair away. 👨‍🦲

  • @deangelobayley
    @deangelobayley Год назад +2

    The pic on the right looks like a alien who was a burn victim

  • @SaviorJooshes
    @SaviorJooshes 2 года назад +3

    “You’re gonna be happy to know that I gotta go over to Mom’s, then to Walmart. Then I’m going over to Tony’s.” Wow. What an exciting day. Everybody celebrate. Lol.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs Год назад +1

      The fact that innocent people didn't pay the price for his seriously drunk driving IS reason to celebrate, imo.

  • @WickedGenXer
    @WickedGenXer 3 года назад +7

    So wait...since this is all catfishing, Lorne has NEVER MET ANY of these people live and in person??? But he falls in love with them and bitches about them and is heavily involved in all this drama...but has NEVER seen these people in real life?

  • @jdbo79
    @jdbo79 2 года назад +2

    Every time I hear Loren talks…I hear him saying “Nobody ever goes down that road there”…lol

  • @adoronful
    @adoronful 4 года назад +6

    Uncle Fester vibes

  • @joanna7350
    @joanna7350 3 года назад +4

    he's hawt in the picture on the right.

  • @mducey
    @mducey 4 года назад +7

    Raptorbacon, youre the man, man

  • @Del-Canada
    @Del-Canada 2 года назад +4

    Kayla sounds terrible now.

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 4 года назад +4

    Coffee. My favorite girl and pychosis at its finest. Thank you Raptor.

  • @arobb2007
    @arobb2007 Год назад +3

    The infamous oh cawd/mr peehnuss.

  • @erey214
    @erey214 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yew gawt Dan's cawk awn the brain!!

  • @StarlightEater
    @StarlightEater 2 года назад +3

    Jesus lorne lookin 70ish now

    • @Punkrockfan001
      @Punkrockfan001 2 года назад +2

      Im actually VERY surprised so many people like you thinking these photos are real. They are PHOTOSHOPPED lmao

    • @StarlightEater
      @StarlightEater 2 года назад

      Give it up lorne

  • @davidpring9476
    @davidpring9476 3 года назад +3

    Who came in last in his sex offender class

  • @honeydaddy1086
    @honeydaddy1086 3 года назад +5

    Winnie sounds like Eileen Wuornos when she was in the middle of her kill streak! 🤣🤣

  • @shoeshooey5464
    @shoeshooey5464 8 месяцев назад +1

    13:50- Lorne explains all he has to do to have sex

  • @TopazBadger6550
    @TopazBadger6550 Год назад +2

    L: I have no desire to cheat on my gf.
    W: and I have no desire.
    😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Smurfyis730
    @Smurfyis730 3 года назад +4

    I thought this was Hambubger 🤣🤣

  • @viraleffectz
    @viraleffectz 4 года назад +3

    The New Adventures of Dan, Derek, Da Doctah, Da Therapist, Da Janitor, Da Angelo, Da Roy and Da Diddler.

  • @Onion_Smoothie
    @Onion_Smoothie 2 года назад +2

    Are these pics real or shopped?

  • @Veggies86X12
    @Veggies86X12 Год назад +2

    🌹😘😀

  • @lavishninja5100
    @lavishninja5100 4 года назад +9

    Lornes only hope at life now:
    1 night stand not saying anything about himself
    If he falls in love he can say he is Justin Timberlake

    • @dagmastr12
      @dagmastr12 3 года назад

      If there is a strip club near Lorne...and he went 1 time, he would fall in love and get a job just to be able to keep going to the strip club to see his girlfriend

  • @TommyBoyByGodWVa
    @TommyBoyByGodWVa 4 года назад +10

    Everytime Lorne starts a sentence, he stumbles, mumbles n stutters his words. So annoying.

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist 3 года назад +3

    Omg he looks SO OLD in those pictures!!! Much older than his age 😳

    • @Punkrockfan001
      @Punkrockfan001 2 года назад +2

      Lmao you do realise that those photos are edited right hahaha not that it matters. His real photos are just as scary

  • @terribleTed-ln6cm
    @terribleTed-ln6cm 3 года назад +3

    I mean he makes it so easy to terrorize him...I mean wtf!

  • @CinCee-
    @CinCee- 3 года назад +3

    Is that Lorne or one of his older brothers?? Jesus he let himself go.

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 4 года назад +6

    14:24 When I found out Poochie had to go back to his home planet

  • @WitchettyMan
    @WitchettyMan 4 года назад +4

    So you used a time machine to get a picture or Lorne in his 51st birthday.

  • @quoteunquote13aac
    @quoteunquote13aac 2 года назад +1

    remind me not to eat when Stanley calls are played

  • @ocana80
    @ocana80 4 года назад +8

    RB magnificent photoshop!!
    Your literally just showed us how dear ol’ Lorne is gonna age in the near future
    But..
    They way he continues to drink his life away and chain smokes...
    This fool ain’t gonna reach that age in the photoshop..
    So in a way RB..your giving Lorne a look at what “could’ve” been his future since he’s gonna be six feet under before he can transform to an old man

    • @tylerbrass4002
      @tylerbrass4002 3 года назад

      I kind of agree with you, I don't think he'll ever reach the age he appears in these pictures, and he does appear late 70's early 80's in the photoshops.
      But I do think that he will continue to age rapidly due to lifestyle, drinking, smoking, stress, and junk eating.
      He thinks he looks 30, he's 50 years old, he actually looks like he's "on the verge" of retirement already.
      I give him one decade. Unless he makes major life changes, or dies beforehand, he will look like a nursing home resident by 60.

  • @aprilandpedro9823
    @aprilandpedro9823 2 года назад +2

    If Lorne really didn't want Ember he wouldn't spend hours on the phone with her. He has to know that most of these characters are all her. It's not even particularly good acting. It's better than I could probably do, but that's not saying much. He just plays along because nobody talks to him at all. As far as he's concerned getting constantly trolled is better than no human contact at all. He wouldn't go into specifics of which of Ember's parts would be in his face if he didn't actually wholeheartedly wish it would happen. It's all he ever thinks about actually, as he sits in that trailer playing with himself so constantly that his man parts permanently stopped working. If they ever functioned at all. Which is also highly doubtful.

  • @roryslaine7896
    @roryslaine7896 4 года назад +5

    What age is Lorne now? He looks older than my grandfather who is nearly 90 in that photo on the right.

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  4 года назад +3

      it's photoshopped

    • @roryslaine7896
      @roryslaine7896 4 года назад +3

      @@RaptorBaconIs it? I thought it was the prison time for trying to nonce that took decades off his life haha.

    • @zackaryslawtandnuggetfan653
      @zackaryslawtandnuggetfan653 4 года назад +1

      @@RaptorBacon To be fair, natural aging did most of the work before your beautiful craftsmanship came into play.

  • @josephunderwood5703
    @josephunderwood5703 4 года назад +5

    The picture reminds me of a toy that gets beat up real bad and now you're weary to play with it. His face is melting and he must be used gently before being donated.

  • @wxracer23
    @wxracer23 3 года назад +4

    This is soooo good

  • @lornearmstrong7114
    @lornearmstrong7114 4 года назад +2

    What the hell are these photos of Lorne?? ARE THEY PHOTOS OF WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE TODAY???? Or are they photoshopped?

  • @originalchildclown
    @originalchildclown 2 года назад +2

    Is that Roy or lorne ??

  • @Amy_Ramirez03
    @Amy_Ramirez03 4 года назад +8

    Years of alcohol abuse & chained smoking makes Lorne more good lookin
    Hell, he ain’t ugly sorry to disappoint you

  • @robsop9512
    @robsop9512 4 года назад +3

    exquisite photoshawp. thanks for the night terrors, bacon.

  • @catg943
    @catg943 3 года назад +3

    My God he's aged

  • @DeHeatin
    @DeHeatin 3 года назад +2

    Is there a Lorne Snapchat filter?

  • @Russianfeels529
    @Russianfeels529 4 года назад +2

    Can’t tell if if photoshopped or face melting is in hyperdrive

  • @BleedingGrafitti
    @BleedingGrafitti 4 года назад +2

    Ugh! Old Lorne makes Smeagol look attractive.

  • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
    @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 4 года назад +5

    I wonder how awesome it would be to hear lorne dabbed out trying to string together a logical sentence, let alone dial a fxcking phone.

  • @naddyjay745
    @naddyjay745 3 года назад +3

    omg she acts like shes 8yrs old but hey guess thats what hes into ....

  • @CaliGamer1
    @CaliGamer1 4 года назад +6

    Wow that pic of Lorne on the rightt is crazy! All the drinking is taking its toll

  • @cthulhuhandluke8026
    @cthulhuhandluke8026 4 года назад +4

    Sweet fancy moses!

  • @troyhbk
    @troyhbk 3 года назад +3

    Hey raptorBacon Im assuming because of what the judge said to Lorne when he went back to jail, no one is able to contact him?

    • @RaptorBacon
      @RaptorBacon  3 года назад +6

      He's nawt supposed to be tawkin to anyone.

    • @troyhbk
      @troyhbk 3 года назад +1

      really? lol. Our Lorne and savior must preach! He's my higher power! The only true cawd.

  • @QueenLK04
    @QueenLK04 Год назад +1

    The conversation just goes around in circles and never gets anywhere. I don’t know how she can stand talking to him even though she is a catfish.

  • @erinmalinoski9479
    @erinmalinoski9479 3 года назад +6

    Even though I enjoy all the calls Winnie can be downright irritating at times.The fact that Lorne stayed with her for an entire year just proves how incredibly desperate he is.If she didn’t dump his worthless ass he’s still be with her.😅That’s really pathetic.

    • @erinmalinoski9479
      @erinmalinoski9479 3 года назад

      *he’d

    • @dinarusso3320
      @dinarusso3320 3 года назад +1

      He is desperate. Any human female who would be with him, he will take her.

  • @emmaemery1099
    @emmaemery1099 3 года назад +3

    Damn Cawd looks aweful